i was this for halloween

SEARCH FOR BLOG IDENTITY - ART

MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT ART 

BECAUSE MY LAST POST WAS ALL ABOUT THEM SHITS AND GOOD LAWD I GOT A FEVA NAH

YOU GUYS EVER BEEN TO THE MOMA?

SHITS SO WACK THEY GOT CY TWOMBLY THERE 

ONE TIME MY TEACHER SAID THAT CY CY IS AN ARTIST'S ARTIST 

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN MAN?

DOES IT MEAN THAT HE ONLY DRINKS THE FINEST WINE?

DOES IT MEAN THAT HE PREDICTED THE END OF IDEOLOGY?

DOES IT MEAN HE'S GOT THE ILLEST BERET'S?

DOES IT MEAN THAT HE'S PROGRESSIVE LIKE BARACK OBAMA AND HIS FOLLOWERS?

OH MAN GUYS HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS DOG THAT THAT BITCH TRIED TO KILL OMG OMG 

WHAT A FUCKING WHORE

SHE'S DOING SHIT THAT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS 

THE BIGGEST LOSER 

OR FEAR FACTOR 

WHERE THEY KILL SPIDERS AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF A NATIONAL AUDIENCE 

EWWWWWWWWW

I THINK THAT JOE ROGAN IS ONE OF THE MOST CONCEPTUAL ARTISTS OF OUR TIME 

DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD MAKE A COOL ARTSY WEBSITE LIKE TERRENCE KOH'S ASNPUNKBOY?

I THINK THAT THIS BLOG IS SO CONCEPTUAL 

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE ME TRYING TO FIND MEANING IN MY BLOG BUT IT'S LIKE ME FINDING MEANING IN MY LIFE WHICH IS WHY I GO TO ART SCHOOL BECAUSE MEANING IS AT ART SCHOOL THAT'S WHERE THEY PUT IT IN THE EIGHTIES WHEN THE FIXED GEAR BICYCLE WAS INVENTED AND NOISE MUSIC BEGAN 

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN DAVID SHRIGLEY?

HE DRAWS LIKE A KID WTF?

I THINK DAVID SHRIGLEY SHOULD MAKE A BLOG THAT LOOKS LIKE A KID MADE IT 

IT WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

HE GUYS TODAY JL MY MOM WAS LIKEA GO TO YOUR RUM BUT I WAS LIKE NAH BITCH THEN SHE WASLK LIKE YOU GROUNDED AND AHTEN I WAS LIKE NAH BITCH AND THEN SHE HIT ME FOR LOOKING TOO MUCH ALIKE DADDY WHO LEFT FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN 5 YEARS AGO

WHOA DID SHIT GET TOO SERIOUS?

SRS?

RLY?

YA RLY?

GTFO

SIDE NOTE - ART SCHOOL

YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO CRAZY ABOUT ART SCHOOL?

I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING

YOU'RE LIKE: 

"EVERYTHING RIGHT? I MEAN THOSE ARTSY KIDS WHOA WHO KNOWS!!"

BUT THAT'S NOT IT
IT'S THAT IT'S A BIG WASTE OF TIME
WHY?
WELL ONE IS THAT YOU STILL GO TO SCHOOL WITH PEOPLE WHO COPY FAMOUS ARTISTS BUT IN A SHITTY AND TRITE MATTER

OMG! IS THAT KAWARA? HOLY FUCK IS IT?


NO IT ISN'T........

OR THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING WAAAAY TO TRENDY


WHICH LOOKS LIKE THIS

ALSO I FUCKING HATE MARK RYDEN AND EVERYTHING THAT HE DOES

PLUS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING FOR THE FECAL FACE AESTHETIC

WHICH IS GREAT IF YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NEXT FEIST ALBUM COVER
AND THAT WILL REALLY ADVANCE ART WAY TO GO GET YOURSELF ON A POSTCARD

AND THEN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL

TO PEOPLE WHO DO GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL:

STOP

BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL 

WHAT PART OF THAT MAKES SENSE?

ANYWAYS

YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO ART SCHOOL

YOU'D BE BETTER OFF DOING AN AT HOME PROJECT THING WITH YOUR MOM

ART ISN'T SOMETHING SOMEONE SHOULD BE PAYING $20,000 FOR A YEAR 

WE AREN'T TRAINING TO BE DOCTORS OR FIREFIGHTERS 

WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE THINGS GOOD

WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO SELL THINGS TO PEOPLE

BECAUSE OF THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ART SCHOOLERS HAVE SUCH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX OVER OTHER PEOPLE 

PERHAPS IT'S JUST US GETTING BACK AT THOSE STOOPID JOCKS FROM HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT?

BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND US AND HOW UNIQUE WE ALL ARE 

BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THAT SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY 

BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES WHO COULD DRAW WELL

BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THEY ASKED TO DECORATE THE HALLS FOR PROM

BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THAT HAVE UNIQUELY DECORATED ROOMS AND OWN DONNIE DARKO

BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES WHO LISTENED TO ARCADE FIRE AND THE DECEMBERISTS BEFORE THEY WERE POPULAR

BECAUSE ELLIOTT SMITH MENT SOMETHING TO US 

BUT IT COMES DOWN TO THIS:

IN ART SCHOOL WE'RE BASICALLY DRAWING THE PIRATE


BUT TAKING IT WAY TO SERIOUSLY


DON'T TAKE ART SCHOOL TO SERIOUSLY GUYS
SRSLY
LOL
CAUSE IT'S SO STUPID

SEARCH FOR BLOD IDENTITY - POLITICS

MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT POLITICS
THAT COULD MAKE MY BLOG REALLY POPULAR SINCE THERE IS A BIG ELECTION COMING UP

BARACK OBAMA


IDK SHOULD I VOTE FOR HIM? I MEAN I LIKE THE FACT THAT HE'S BLACK AND HE SPEAKS REALLY NICE AND I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I'M PROGRESSIVE SO I THINK I SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM RIGHT?
HE SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE RIGHT?*
HE IS GOING TO TAKE US OUT OF IRAQ RIGHT?**
HE ISN'T GOING TO BRING GOD INTO OUR NATION RIGHT?***
HE'S BLACK RIGHT?****

PLUS IT'S FASHIONABLE TO DIG THE OBAMA

THIS IS AN ACTUAL PICTURE FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS
I LIKE URBAN OUTFITTERS A LOT
IT CATERS TO MY ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE AND MY NEED FOR THE REVOLUTION SUNGLASSES AND SWEET PRINTED T SHIRTS THAT ARE WAY TO EXPERIMENTAL FOR THE GAP


THEY DON'T EVEN SELL JOHN MCCAIN SHIT AT EDDIE BAUER SO I'M DEF NOT VOTING FOR THAT FAG

EWWW GROSSSSSSS
HE'S SO REPUBLICAN
WHICH IS LESS THAN ME, BECAUSE I KNOW A GAY PERSON AND HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT KISSING BOYS BEFORE AND THAT MEANS I GO TO HEAVEN

BUT HONESTLY THE ELECTION COMES DOWN TO WHO HAS MORE PAINTINGS OF THEM DONE







THERE ARE NO JOHN MCCAIN PAINTINGS


WHY CAN'T BILL CLINTON BE PRESIDENT AGAIN? RIGHT GUYS? I WAS REALLY YOUNG THEN AND WAY INTO PETE AND PETE AND BEING REALLY ARTSY SO I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH.... BUT THIS VIDEO MAKES HIM LOOK GOOD


I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WE WERE ALL SOCIALIST YA KNOW?
LIKE THE DUTCH HAVE IT GREAT
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I'M MOVING TO CANADA MAN THIS COUNTRY IS SO LAME I CAN'T TAKE IT


*obama is not for gay marriage
**obama has not said he will take us out of iraq
***obama has taken money from religious groups and has publicly praised them for their efforts
****obama is black

SPECIAL POST - UNDERGROUND SUNGLASSES

HERE ARE SOME MORE PICTURES OF UNDERGROUND GLASSES

AUTHOR'S NOTE: THIS POST IS EXTREMELY LIKE HIPSTER RUNOFF
IT IS A GOOD BLOG YOU SHOULD READ IT
ON WITH THE POST

ONE OF THESE PEOPLE WILL DIE FIRST
AS IS THE THEORY OF THE UNDERGROUND SUNGLASSES



WHO WILL IT BE?
BLACK? (CLASSIC, NOT AT INFLUENTIAL, OR AVANT GARDE)
RED? (RETRO, EIGHTIES, VERY POSH)
WHITE? (JUST GAY)

SEARCH FOR BLOG IDENTITY - MOVIES

MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT MOVIES
I CAN CRITIQUE NEW MOVIES AND TALK ABOUT PRETENTIOUS MOVIES THAT I'VE SEEN
TO ADD VALIDITY

HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE NEW BATMAN?

OMG HEATH LEDGER IS SUCH A GOOD ACTOR
I'VE TALKED ABOUT HIM BEFORE
I MISS HIM AND HIS STUPID ATTEMPT TO BE A PIONEER BY WEARING STUPID SUNGLASSES

I THINK THAT OTHER CELEBRITIES THAT WEAR THOSE REALLY INFLUENTIAL AND UNDERGROUND SUNGLASSES ARE GOING TO DIE TOO

DREW BARRYMORE IS THE NEXT TO GO
I BET SHE'S GOING TO TAKE DRUGS TO GET INTO CHARACTER FOR HER NEXT MOVIE
BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA

WHICH LOOKS SOOOO GOOD
WILL IT BE AS GOOD AS CATS & DOGS?

HOMEWARD BOUND?

BEETHOVEN 

HOMEWARD BOUND 2: LOST IN SAN FRANCISCO

CHARLES GRODIN DIED TO GET INTO CHARACTER FOR HIS ROLE IN BEETHOVEN'S 2ND

THAT'S WHY HE WON AN OSCAR THAT YEAR
BECAUSE HE WAS SO GOOD
ESPECIALLY IN CLIFFORD


I LIKE IT WHEN KIDS THAT GO TO ART SCHOOL OR ARE INDIE SAY THAT ONE OF THEIR FAVORITE MOVIES IS A KIDS MOVIE

OMG I KNOW I LOVE THAT MOVIE BUT YOU REMEMBER

YEAH IT'S SO GOOD I REMEMBER ALL THE WORDS
PLUS I LOVE NATIVE AMERICANS
MY ROOMMATE IS 1/18TH KICKAPOO
YA NO JOKE
BUT MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER IS

OMGGGGGGGGG

BUT BACK TO ME
I USED TO LIKE THIS MOVIE

BUT NOW I DON'T LIKE THIS MOVIE

ALSO I HATE THIS MOVIE


MY SUMMARY OF THE ABOVE MOVIE (IN DIALOGUE)
(FRENCH ACCENTS THROUGHOUT:)

"AHH BUT DOO YOO REMEMBAH DAT FILME WIT DEE FREAKS YES?"
"AH ONE OF US ONE OF US AH!"
"AHH BUT DOO YOO REMEMBAH DAT FILME WIT DEE LOUVRE YES?"
"AH YES! DEE RUN YES?"
"WI!"
"AH!"
"LET'S MAKE OUT YES?"
"WI!"
"LET'S HAVE VERY LITTLE PLOT AND PRETENTIOUS DIALOGUE YES??"
"WI!"
"ZOMG REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!1111"

- REACTION FROM ART SCHOOL OBSERVER -

"I FEEL COMPLETE NOW....I FEEL AS IF I HAVE EXPERIENCED A GODARD FILM NOW...NOT SEEN.... BUT EXPERIENCED.....I CAN'T WAIT TO SAY THIS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE"

ALSO THE MOST IMPORTANT MOVIE EVER WILL NOT COME OUT UNTIL 2013

BOYHOOD (2013) STARTING ETHAN HAWKE

I AM STARTING THE COUNT DOWN NOW

ALL MOVIES WILL BE NOTHING TO THIS FILME

NOT MOVIE

BUT FILME

FILMMMMMMME