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SEARCH FOR BLOG IDENTITY - ART
MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT ART
BECAUSE MY LAST POST WAS ALL ABOUT THEM SHITS AND GOOD LAWD I GOT A FEVA NAH
YOU GUYS EVER BEEN TO THE MOMA?
SHITS SO WACK THEY GOT CY TWOMBLY THERE
ONE TIME MY TEACHER SAID THAT CY CY IS AN ARTIST'S ARTIST
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN MAN?
DOES IT MEAN THAT HE ONLY DRINKS THE FINEST WINE?
DOES IT MEAN THAT HE PREDICTED THE END OF IDEOLOGY?
DOES IT MEAN HE'S GOT THE ILLEST BERET'S?
DOES IT MEAN THAT HE'S PROGRESSIVE LIKE BARACK OBAMA AND HIS FOLLOWERS?
OH MAN GUYS HAVE HEARD ABOUT THIS DOG THAT THAT BITCH TRIED TO KILL OMG OMG
WHAT A FUCKING WHORE
THE BIGGEST LOSER
OR FEAR FACTOR
WHERE THEY KILL SPIDERS AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF A NATIONAL AUDIENCE
EWWWWWWWWW
I THINK THAT JOE ROGAN IS ONE OF THE MOST CONCEPTUAL ARTISTS OF OUR TIME
DO YOU THINK THAT I SHOULD MAKE A COOL ARTSY WEBSITE LIKE TERRENCE KOH'S ASNPUNKBOY?
I THINK THAT THIS BLOG IS SO CONCEPTUAL
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE ME TRYING TO FIND MEANING IN MY BLOG BUT IT'S LIKE ME FINDING MEANING IN MY LIFE WHICH IS WHY I GO TO ART SCHOOL BECAUSE MEANING IS AT ART SCHOOL THAT'S WHERE THEY PUT IT IN THE EIGHTIES WHEN THE FIXED GEAR BICYCLE WAS INVENTED AND NOISE MUSIC BEGAN
HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN DAVID SHRIGLEY?
HE DRAWS LIKE A KID WTF?
I THINK DAVID SHRIGLEY SHOULD MAKE A BLOG THAT LOOKS LIKE A KID MADE IT
IT WOULD GO SOMETHING LIKE THIS:
HE GUYS TODAY JL MY MOM WAS LIKEA GO TO YOUR RUM BUT I WAS LIKE NAH BITCH THEN SHE WASLK LIKE YOU GROUNDED AND AHTEN I WAS LIKE NAH BITCH AND THEN SHE HIT ME FOR LOOKING TOO MUCH ALIKE DADDY WHO LEFT FOR A YOUNGER WOMAN 5 YEARS AGO
WHOA DID SHIT GET TOO SERIOUS?
SRS?
RLY?
YA RLY?
GTFO
Labels:
art,
ART SCHOOL,
BARACK OBAMA,
DAVID SHRIGLEY,
JOE ROGAN,
TERRENCE KOH
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
SIDE NOTE - ART SCHOOL
YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO CRAZY ABOUT ART SCHOOL?
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING
YOU'RE LIKE:
"EVERYTHING RIGHT? I MEAN THOSE ARTSY KIDS WHOA WHO KNOWS!!"
BUT THAT'S NOT IT
IT'S THAT IT'S A BIG WASTE OF TIME
WHY?
WELL ONE IS THAT YOU STILL GO TO SCHOOL WITH PEOPLE WHO COPY FAMOUS ARTISTS BUT IN A SHITTY AND TRITE MATTER
OMG! IS THAT KAWARA? HOLY FUCK IS IT?
NO IT ISN'T........
OR THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING WAAAAY TO TRENDY
WHICH LOOKS LIKE THIS
ALSO I FUCKING HATE MARK RYDEN AND EVERYTHING THAT HE DOES
PLUS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING FOR THE FECAL FACE AESTHETIC
WHICH IS GREAT IF YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NEXT FEIST ALBUM COVER
AND THAT WILL REALLY ADVANCE ART WAY TO GO GET YOURSELF ON A POSTCARD
AND THEN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL
TO PEOPLE WHO DO GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL:
STOP
BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL
WHAT PART OF THAT MAKES SENSE?
ANYWAYS
ART ISN'T SOMETHING SOMEONE SHOULD BE PAYING $20,000 FOR A YEAR
WE AREN'T TRAINING TO BE DOCTORS OR FIREFIGHTERS
WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE THINGS GOOD
WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO SELL THINGS TO PEOPLE
BECAUSE OF THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ART SCHOOLERS HAVE SUCH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX OVER OTHER PEOPLE
PERHAPS IT'S JUST US GETTING BACK AT THOSE STOOPID JOCKS FROM HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT?
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND US AND HOW UNIQUE WE ALL ARE
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THAT SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES WHO COULD DRAW WELL
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THEY ASKED TO DECORATE THE HALLS FOR PROM
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THAT HAVE UNIQUELY DECORATED ROOMS AND OWN DONNIE DARKO
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES WHO LISTENED TO ARCADE FIRE AND THE DECEMBERISTS BEFORE THEY WERE POPULAR
BECAUSE ELLIOTT SMITH MENT SOMETHING TO US
BUT IT COMES DOWN TO THIS:
Saturday, July 26, 2008
SEARCH FOR BLOD IDENTITY - POLITICS
MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT POLITICS
THAT COULD MAKE MY BLOG REALLY POPULAR SINCE THERE IS A BIG ELECTION COMING UP
BARACK OBAMA
IDK SHOULD I VOTE FOR HIM? I MEAN I LIKE THE FACT THAT HE'S BLACK AND HE SPEAKS REALLY NICE AND I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I'M PROGRESSIVE SO I THINK I SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM RIGHT?
HE SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE RIGHT?*
HE IS GOING TO TAKE US OUT OF IRAQ RIGHT?**
HE ISN'T GOING TO BRING GOD INTO OUR NATION RIGHT?***
HE'S BLACK RIGHT?****
PLUS IT'S FASHIONABLE TO DIG THE OBAMA
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PICTURE FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS
I LIKE URBAN OUTFITTERS A LOT
IT CATERS TO MY ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE AND MY NEED FOR THE REVOLUTION SUNGLASSES AND SWEET PRINTED T SHIRTS THAT ARE WAY TO EXPERIMENTAL FOR THE GAP
THEY DON'T EVEN SELL JOHN MCCAIN SHIT AT EDDIE BAUER SO I'M DEF NOT VOTING FOR THAT FAG
EWWW GROSSSSSSS
HE'S SO REPUBLICAN
WHICH IS LESS THAN ME, BECAUSE I KNOW A GAY PERSON AND HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT KISSING BOYS BEFORE AND THAT MEANS I GO TO HEAVEN
BUT HONESTLY THE ELECTION COMES DOWN TO WHO HAS MORE PAINTINGS OF THEM DONE
THERE ARE NO JOHN MCCAIN PAINTINGS
WHY CAN'T BILL CLINTON BE PRESIDENT AGAIN? RIGHT GUYS? I WAS REALLY YOUNG THEN AND WAY INTO PETE AND PETE AND BEING REALLY ARTSY SO I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH.... BUT THIS VIDEO MAKES HIM LOOK GOOD
I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WE WERE ALL SOCIALIST YA KNOW?
LIKE THE DUTCH HAVE IT GREAT
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I'M MOVING TO CANADA MAN THIS COUNTRY IS SO LAME I CAN'T TAKE IT
*obama is not for gay marriage
**obama has not said he will take us out of iraq
***obama has taken money from religious groups and has publicly praised them for their efforts
****obama is black
THAT COULD MAKE MY BLOG REALLY POPULAR SINCE THERE IS A BIG ELECTION COMING UP
BARACK OBAMA
IDK SHOULD I VOTE FOR HIM? I MEAN I LIKE THE FACT THAT HE'S BLACK AND HE SPEAKS REALLY NICE AND I WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I'M PROGRESSIVE SO I THINK I SHOULD VOTE FOR HIM RIGHT?
HE SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE RIGHT?*
HE IS GOING TO TAKE US OUT OF IRAQ RIGHT?**
HE ISN'T GOING TO BRING GOD INTO OUR NATION RIGHT?***
HE'S BLACK RIGHT?****
PLUS IT'S FASHIONABLE TO DIG THE OBAMA
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PICTURE FROM URBAN OUTFITTERS
I LIKE URBAN OUTFITTERS A LOT
IT CATERS TO MY ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE AND MY NEED FOR THE REVOLUTION SUNGLASSES AND SWEET PRINTED T SHIRTS THAT ARE WAY TO EXPERIMENTAL FOR THE GAP
THEY DON'T EVEN SELL JOHN MCCAIN SHIT AT EDDIE BAUER SO I'M DEF NOT VOTING FOR THAT FAG
EWWW GROSSSSSSS
HE'S SO REPUBLICAN
WHICH IS LESS THAN ME, BECAUSE I KNOW A GAY PERSON AND HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT KISSING BOYS BEFORE AND THAT MEANS I GO TO HEAVEN
BUT HONESTLY THE ELECTION COMES DOWN TO WHO HAS MORE PAINTINGS OF THEM DONE
THERE ARE NO JOHN MCCAIN PAINTINGS
WHY CAN'T BILL CLINTON BE PRESIDENT AGAIN? RIGHT GUYS? I WAS REALLY YOUNG THEN AND WAY INTO PETE AND PETE AND BEING REALLY ARTSY SO I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH.... BUT THIS VIDEO MAKES HIM LOOK GOOD
I THINK THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE IF WE WERE ALL SOCIALIST YA KNOW?
LIKE THE DUTCH HAVE IT GREAT
ALL I KNOW IS THAT I'M MOVING TO CANADA MAN THIS COUNTRY IS SO LAME I CAN'T TAKE IT
*obama is not for gay marriage
**obama has not said he will take us out of iraq
***obama has taken money from religious groups and has publicly praised them for their efforts
****obama is black
Labels:
BILL CLINTON,
MCCAIN,
OBAMA,
PAINTING,
POLITICS,
REVOLUTION SUNGLASSES,
THE GAP,
URBAN OUTFITTERS
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