I JUST WENT TO WASHINGTON DC AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

I WANTED TO SEE BRITNEY SPEAR'S VAG

I LIKE LOOKING AT CELEBRITY VAG 

BECAUSE IT'S WEIRD THAT CELEBRITIES HAVE PRIVATE PARTS 

CUBA GOODING JUNIOR HAS A PENIS 

THINK ABOUT THAT 

THIS ISN'T BOB DYLAN'S PENIS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HIS PENIS IT CAN'T BE HIS PENIS BECAUSE HE WAS BORN JEWISH AND WOULD NOT HAVE FORE SKIN 

I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I KNOW A LOT ABOUT BOB DYLAN BECAUSE I AM A HUGE FAN OF HIS BUT I LIKE HIS OBSCURE SONGS HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED IS OK I DON'T WANT TO SEE I'M NOT THERE BECAUSE MY FRIENDS SAID IT WAS NO GOOD I'M FROM THE NORTH MIDWEST LIKE HIM

DO YOU LISTEN TO THE TEMPTATIONS? GOOD ME TOO WE SHOULD TALK ABOUT THAT SOMETIME HERE'S A VID I POSTED OF THEM SINGING A SONG THAT'S KIND OF POPULAR BY THEM BUT NOT REALLY TO SHOW YOU THAT I'M KIND OF A BIGGER FAN THAN THE AVERAGE JOE 

CUBA GOODING JUNIOR WAS ONCE A WELL RESPECTED ACTOR BUT THEN HE MADE MOVIES LIKE THE FIGHTING TEMPATIONS AND DADDY DAY CAMP AND WHAT DREAMS MAY COME IS SAPPY TRASH

THIS LOOKS LIKE A BETTER VERSION OF THE TEMPTATIONS 

IN EUROPE EVERYTHING IS BETTER

HAVE YOU SEEN THEIR LISCENSE PLATES? THEY'RE LONGER THAN OURS

PLUS THE COPS HAVE DIFFERENT SIRENS

PLUS THEY'RE MORE LIBERAL THERE, THEY HAVE NAKED PICS IN THE MAGAZINES

I'M SICK OF THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT I WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE I'M MOVING TO EUROPE

THIS IS FROM A MOVIE CALLED MIDNIGHT TEMPTATIONS 

I'M OPEN ABOUT SEX

SO I POST PICTURES OF NAKED PEOPLE