Saturday, July 12, 2008

SEARCH FOR BLOG IDENTITY - MUSIC


MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT MUSIC
I CAN WRITE ABOUT A LOT OF INDIE COOL MUSIC
AND POST LINKS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

HEY HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THE NEW OF MONTREAL COVER?


OMG I CAN'T WAIT RIGHT?

THE LEAD SINGER IS LIKE SO GAY



OF MONTREAL IS KIND OF LIKE THE INDIE SCISSOR SISTERS


GAY IS SO UNDERGROUND
THINK ABOUT IT

ANDY WARHOL - SO UNDERGROUND



GAY PORN - SO UNDERGROUND


GAY POLITICIANS - SO UNDERGROUND


GAY TV SHOWS - SO UNDERGROUND


GAY RIGHTS - SO UNDERGROUND


MAN I DIG THOSE SHIRTS
CAN I WEAR ONE TO BE IRONIC AND HIP?


I THINK THAT IF THE LEAD SINGER OF OF MONTREAL WORE THAT SHIRT IT WOULD MAKE IT OK FOR ME TO WEAR THAT SHIRT IRONICALLY

BACK TO MUSIC

HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THE NEW GIRL TALK?
OMG
IT'S SO GAY


SO GAY

HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD THE NEW COLD PLAY?


SO FUCKING GAY
SO FUCKING GAY
I HATE COLD PLAY


BECAUSE THEY'RE SO FUCKING GAY
COLD PLAY


FUCKING


GAY
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MEL GIBSON IS NOT GAY

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

SEARCH FOR BLOG IDENTITY - DAYS EVENTS

MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT MY DAYS EVENTS

DEAR DIARY
TODAY I WOKE UP

I FEEL THAT'S PLAYED OUT
BY ANNE FRANK


IF ANNE FRANK WAS ALIVE TODAY SHE'D BE A BLOGGER
I THINK SHE SHOULD GO VIRAL
SHE'D HAVE THE MOST POPULAR BLOG IN THE WORLD

I MEAN SHE HAS ALREADY GONE HIPSTER



IT'S SO OBVIOUS
EVEN NAZI FASHION IS BACK IN



I THINK CUBA GOODING JR. WOULD APPROVE OF THAT


MAYBE I CAN TALK ABOUT MY DAY DIFFERENTLY

DEAR JOURNAL
TODAY I WOKE UP

NAAAH PLAYED 0UT AGAIN
FUCKING DOUG



REMEMBER WHEN THEY CAME OUT WITH BRAND SPANKIN' NEW DOUG AND HOW BAD THAT SHIT WAS?
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK BRAND SPANKIN' NEW DOUG? 
WTF IS GOING ON HERE? 
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU GREW SLEEVES WE GET IT
AND YOU HAVE MONSTERS NOW
WOW
WTF
FUCK YOU BRAND SPANKIN' NEW DOUG

I WANT MORE OF THIS


SOOOO MUCH MORE OF THIS 


AWWWWWW YEAAHHHHHH

Sunday, July 6, 2008

SEARCH FOR BLOG IDENTITY - CELEBRITIES


MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT MOVIES I WANT TO SEE





THIS MOVIE LOOKS SOOOO GOOD
TOO BAD HEATH HAD TO DIE
WHAT WAS HIS BEST MOVIE?
ARE THEY STILL GOING TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR HIM AT THE PREMIERE?
SHOULD MY BLOG BE ABOUT DEAD CELEBRITIES?




DEAD NAKED CELEBRITIES




PAINTINGS OF DEAD CELEBRITIES





OR OVERDOSE PICTURES OF DEAD CELEBRITIES


Friday, July 4, 2008

I FEEL LIKE MY BLOG NEEDS MEANING, SOMETHING IMPORTANT THAT WE ALL CAN TALK ABOUT, BUT WHAT CAN WE TALK ABOUT?
SHALL I TALK ABOUT ART? I COULD TALK ABOUT ART




I LIKED ANDY WARHOL BEFORE HE SOLD OUT
IS THAT SENTENCE IRONIC?
IS ANDY WARHOL IRONIC YET?
IS IT FUNNY IF I PUT A MARILYN POSTER UP IN MY ROOM?




IS THAT IRONIC YET?
PERHAPS TALKING ABOUT ART THAT OLD ISN'T COOL ENOUGH YET
MAYBE I SHOULD TALK ABOUT TERRENCE KOH?
HE SEEMS IMPORTANT




DO BIG HEAD PHONES MAKE YOU ARTSY?
WHAT IS HE LISTENING TOO?
MAYBE IF I SHOULD MY NIPPLE MORE OFTEN I'D GET MORE RESPECT IN ART SCHOOL

MAYBE MY BLOG SHOULD BE ABOUT MAKING FUN OF HIPSTERS




I LIKE AMERICAN APPAREL
IT'S SUBTLE
THEIR STYLE
OR IS IT
HOW CAN I BE STYLISH AND UNHIP?
IS THIS POSSIBLE?
I FEEL SO SELF CONSCIOUS


MAYBE I SHOULD MAKE A BLOG ABOUT POLITICS



BARACK HASN'T ACTUALLY TAKEN A STAND ON GETTING OUT OF IRAQ
BARACK ISN'T ACTUALLY FOR GAY MARRIAGE
BARACK OBAMA ISN'T MUSLIM
WTF

MAYBE I SHALL JUST MAKE A BLOG ABOUT CUBA GOODING JR, THE SONG BREATHE ME BY SIA, AND HOW MUCH I FUCKING HATE CHRIS MARTIN





HE NAMED HIS CHILD APPLE
HE FUCKING NAMED A HUMAN BEING
APPLE
FUCK
CHRIS
MARTIN
AND
COLDPLAY

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Monday, June 23, 2008


OH GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY