I JUST WENT TO WASHINGTON DC AND THIS IS WHAT I SAW

I WANTED TO SEE BRITNEY SPEAR'S VAG

I LIKE LOOKING AT CELEBRITY VAG 

BECAUSE IT'S WEIRD THAT CELEBRITIES HAVE PRIVATE PARTS 

CUBA GOODING JUNIOR HAS A PENIS 

THINK ABOUT THAT 

THIS ISN'T BOB DYLAN'S PENIS BUT IT LOOKS LIKE HIS PENIS IT CAN'T BE HIS PENIS BECAUSE HE WAS BORN JEWISH AND WOULD NOT HAVE FORE SKIN 

I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I KNOW A LOT ABOUT BOB DYLAN BECAUSE I AM A HUGE FAN OF HIS BUT I LIKE HIS OBSCURE SONGS HIGHWAY 61 REVISITED IS OK I DON'T WANT TO SEE I'M NOT THERE BECAUSE MY FRIENDS SAID IT WAS NO GOOD I'M FROM THE NORTH MIDWEST LIKE HIM