DEAR DIARY
TODAY I WOKE UP
I FEEL THAT'S PLAYED OUT
BY ANNE FRANK
IF ANNE FRANK WAS ALIVE TODAY SHE'D BE A BLOGGER
I THINK SHE SHOULD GO VIRAL
SHE'D HAVE THE MOST POPULAR BLOG IN THE WORLD
I MEAN SHE HAS ALREADY GONE HIPSTER
IT'S SO OBVIOUS
EVEN NAZI FASHION IS BACK IN
I THINK CUBA GOODING JR. WOULD APPROVE OF THAT
MAYBE I CAN TALK ABOUT MY DAY DIFFERENTLY
DEAR JOURNAL
TODAY I WOKE UP
NAAAH PLAYED 0UT AGAIN
FUCKING DOUG
REMEMBER WHEN THEY CAME OUT WITH BRAND SPANKIN' NEW DOUG AND HOW BAD THAT SHIT WAS?
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK BRAND SPANKIN' NEW DOUG?
WTF IS GOING ON HERE?
WHAT HAPPENED?
YOU GREW SLEEVES WE GET IT
AND YOU HAVE MONSTERS NOW
WOW
WTF
1 comment:
HAHAHAHAHA fucking doug
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