YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO CRAZY ABOUT ART SCHOOL?
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING
YOU'RE LIKE:
"EVERYTHING RIGHT? I MEAN THOSE ARTSY KIDS WHOA WHO KNOWS!!"
BUT THAT'S NOT IT
IT'S THAT IT'S A BIG WASTE OF TIME
WHY?
WELL ONE IS THAT YOU STILL GO TO SCHOOL WITH PEOPLE WHO COPY FAMOUS ARTISTS BUT IN A SHITTY AND TRITE MATTER
OMG! IS THAT KAWARA? HOLY FUCK IS IT?
NO IT ISN'T........
OR THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING WAAAAY TO TRENDY
WHICH LOOKS LIKE THIS
ALSO I FUCKING HATE MARK RYDEN AND EVERYTHING THAT HE DOES
PLUS A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE GOING FOR THE FECAL FACE AESTHETIC
WHICH IS GREAT IF YOU WANT TO BE ON THE NEXT FEIST ALBUM COVER
AND THAT WILL REALLY ADVANCE ART WAY TO GO GET YOURSELF ON A POSTCARD
AND THEN THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL
TO PEOPLE WHO DO GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL:
STOP
BECAUSE YOU'RE DOING GRAFFITI IN ART SCHOOL
WHAT PART OF THAT MAKES SENSE?
ANYWAYS
IN ART SCHOOL WE'RE BASICALLY DRAWING THE PIRATE
BUT TAKING IT WAY TO SERIOUSLY
DON'T TAKE ART SCHOOL TO SERIOUSLY GUYS
SRSLY
LOL
CAUSE IT'S SO STUPID
YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO ART SCHOOL
YOU'D BE BETTER OFF DOING AN AT HOME PROJECT THING WITH YOUR MOM
YOU'D BE BETTER OFF DOING AN AT HOME PROJECT THING WITH YOUR MOM
ART ISN'T SOMETHING SOMEONE SHOULD BE PAYING $20,000 FOR A YEAR
WE AREN'T TRAINING TO BE DOCTORS OR FIREFIGHTERS
WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO MAKE THINGS GOOD
WE'RE LEARNING HOW TO SELL THINGS TO PEOPLE
BECAUSE OF THAT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT ART SCHOOLERS HAVE SUCH A SUPERIORITY COMPLEX OVER OTHER PEOPLE
PERHAPS IT'S JUST US GETTING BACK AT THOSE STOOPID JOCKS FROM HIGH SCHOOL RIGHT?
BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND US AND HOW UNIQUE WE ALL ARE
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THAT SEE THE WORLD DIFFERENTLY
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES WHO COULD DRAW WELL
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THEY ASKED TO DECORATE THE HALLS FOR PROM
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES THAT HAVE UNIQUELY DECORATED ROOMS AND OWN DONNIE DARKO
BECAUSE WE'RE THE ONES WHO LISTENED TO ARCADE FIRE AND THE DECEMBERISTS BEFORE THEY WERE POPULAR
BECAUSE ELLIOTT SMITH MENT SOMETHING TO US
BUT IT COMES DOWN TO THIS:
IN ART SCHOOL WE'RE BASICALLY DRAWING THE PIRATE
BUT TAKING IT WAY TO SERIOUSLY
DON'T TAKE ART SCHOOL TO SERIOUSLY GUYS
SRSLY
LOL
CAUSE IT'S SO STUPID
3 comments:
AHAHAHAHAHAH
so genius
I disagree with a lot of this.
If this is what you got from art school, you obviously weren't trying or went to the worst art school in the world.
Who cares if you're around shitty artists? You aren't there for them. Stop holding grudges against high school jocks. That's ridiculous.
If you're still in art school, stay there- you need to learn to speak like you're educated. (Hell, even open an art history book or research the pieces that you talk about. No need to spread ignorance.)
-Zachariah
P.S. If Shrigley did a blog that looked like a kid made it, I would assume it would look a lot better than yours. Turn off the caps lock.
hey i think you're my soulmate
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